If President Bush Were Average Joe...

... then he would be like Homer Simpson. Let's think about it: Homer Simpson has the possibility to destroy the atomic plant in which he is working by just pushing a button, the President has a similar button, only that it would destroy much more.

I can imagine Homer saying: "That's a question-I-don't-answer question." But in reality that's what Bush said.

I also can imagine Homer saying this after getting the Freedom House report: "Little print, no pictures." But, d'oh, it was Bush again.

The Good news: The Simpsons will already be on the big screen in 2007.
The Bad news: The next presidential elections are only in 2008.