How Cheney Stays Alive

Today it was "revealed" that Cheney wants all television sets to be turned to Fox News - The "Right" View on News - when he checks into a hotel. This is clearly in anticipation that any controversial news could agitate him too much - and with decaffinated coffee, this is the only recipe for survival for Dick Cheney. And, of course, I almost forgot to mention his tactic to shoot first.